wow im just going to leave this here
If anyone’s gonna be in charge of my funeral I would want it to be this guy
Back when I was in charge of hiring for GameStop, a guy came in, handed me his application, and ‘accidentally’ let a sonic screwdriver fall out of his sleeve. “Now that you know I’m a time lord, I guess you’ll haaaaave to interview me,” he laughed alone, and that’s why I refuse to watch Doctor Who.
*ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*
Chris Pratt for Esquire (USA - September 2014)