Nice Cardigan...: Archive

5 tags

Feb 29th

3 notes

I just don't see how a world with such wonderful...

Peeta: Look at this bread
Peeta: Isn't it neat?
Peeta: Wouldn't you think my collection's complete?
Peeta: Wouldn't you think I'm the boy
Peeta: The boy who has every bread?
Peeta: Look at this loaf.
Peeta: Flavors untold.
Peeta: How many flours can one loaf hold?
Peeta: Looking around here you'd think
Peeta: "Sure, he bakes everything."
Peeta: I've got wheat-bread, biscuits aplenty.
Peeta: I've got cornbread, and crumpets galore!
Peeta: You want bagels?
Peeta: I've got twenty!
Peeta: But who cares?
Peeta: No big deal...
Peeta: I WANT MOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

Feb 29th

751 notes

1 tag

Sooooo I'm gonna write a fanfic

……..yeah………

Feb 29th

1 tag

Feb 28th

466 notes

Feb 28th

10,295 notes

2 tags

If other people could live in my mind...

Friend: So you're going to get water?
Me (in my mind): Water? Water is for cowards. Water makes you weak. Water is for washing blood off that uniform and you DON'T get blood on my uniform. Boy, you must be outside your mind!
Me (out loud): Nope.

Feb 28th

2 notes

3 tags

Feb 28th

1 note

klaineis: Hi! :D

Feb 28th

5 notes

1 tag

Feb 27th

619 notes

Watch

Higher quality video of Darren and Kermit’s duet

Feb 27th

10,420 notes

Feb 26th

1,912 notes

Feb 26th

3,276 notes

Feb 26th

14,324 notes

Feb 25th

88,961 notes

“How I wish we lived in a time when laws were not necessary to safeguard us from...”

– Barbra Streisand (via ninjas-in-dis-guise)

Feb 25th

21 notes

1 tag

Feb 25th

1,152 notes

1 tag

sirsweetporcelain: excuse you

Feb 24th

608 notes

Feb 24th

133 notes

Feb 24th

387 notes

Feb 24th

3,343 notes

Omfg, my host brother from Norway just Facebook...

Hermano Juan!

Feb 24th

2 tags

Which would be more awkward: seeing "Shame" by...

Feb 24th

2 notes

Feb 24th

578 notes

Feb 24th

29 notes

3 tags

Considered getting a Pinterest...

Then I realized it was linked to Facebook. #fuckthat

Feb 23rd

61,764 notes

4 tags

Feb 23rd

5,416 notes

Feb 23rd

41,915 notes

5 tags

That Glee episode. Then Little Numbers. The...

（╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

Feb 22nd

idliketobuyallyourchocolate: did it hurt when you fell from heaven because have sex with me ^ my go to pick up line

Feb 22nd

29,380 notes

Feb 22nd

8,358 notes

2 tags

Feb 21st

167 notes

My parents with technology:

tyleroakley: ACCURATE.

Feb 21st

21,549 notes

Feb 21st

29,166 notes

Feb 21st

36,695 notes

Feb 21st

63,745 notes

1 tag

Feb 21st

74,556 notes

Feb 21st

36,373 notes

Me: Is it weird that I talk to myself so much? Me: Yeah, a little bit. Me: Still, it could be worse, man. We could be a killer. Me: That’s true. Me: I’m hungry. Me: Me too, let’s eat.

Feb 21st

49,532 notes

2 tags

That awkward moment when you're in Arabic 2 and...

Feb 21st

2 notes